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Sidekicks With Special Guest Ashley

September 19th, 2019

Episode 14 – SIDEKICKS (1992)

 

Chris, Brian, Brandon, and special guest Ashley team up to win a martial arts tournament with a little help from Chuck Norris. Get inspired (a little) as we delve into Barry Gabrewski’s string of psychotic breaks; a mystery Shakespeare essay topic; Joe Piscopo’s 120% commitment to his role; and a final shot that will shake you to your very core.

 

 

Starring: Jonathan Brandis, Beau Bridges, Mako, Joe Piscopo, Julia Nickson-Soul, Danica McKellar, and Chuck Norris (as himself)

 

Directed by Aaron Norris

Disney’s Tall Tale With Special Guest Brandon Boring

September 4th, 2019

Episode 13 - TALL TALE (1995)

 

In this week’s episode, Chris, Brian, and Brandon go on an incredible journey with the public domain Avengers: Pecos Bill, Paul Bunyan, John Henry, and Catherine O’Hara. Overcome your fear of jumping on things, hop in the cryin’ boat, and drift off to the American West, 1905, where sometime the hero ends up being you!

 

(And yes, this is episode 13, not 14. Please send all your angry emails to Chris.)

 

 Starring: Patrick Swayze, Oliver Platt, Roger Aaron Brown, Nick Stahl, Scott Glenn, Stephen Lang, Jared Harris, Catherine O’Hara

 

Directed by Jeremiah Chechik

The Wickerman with special guest Brandon Boring

August 25th, 2019

Brian, Brandon and Chris fall all over themselves whilst dodging bees in this weeks episode on Nicholas Cages "The Wickerman" The Wicker Man is a 2006 American/Canadian mystery drama thriller film written and directed by Neil LaBute and starring Nicolas Cage.[3] The film primarily is a remake of the 1973 British film The Wicker Man, but also draws from its source material, David Pinner's 1967 novel Ritual. The film concerns a policeman named Edward Malus who is informed by his ex-fiancée Willow Woodward that her daughter Rowan has disappeared and asks for his assistance in her search. When he arrives at the island where Rowan was last seen he begins to suspect something sinister is afoot with the neo-pagans who reside on the island.

Upworld or a Gnome named Gnorm with special guests Jack and Grace

August 19th, 2019

Jack and Grace join Chris and Brian as they watch the impossible to explain "upworld" or "A Gnome named Gnorm". Gnorm is just an average gnome, but he wants to impress the lady gnomes by doing something heroic. So he steals the gnomes' magic stones and exposes them to sunlight to recharge them. When he gets to the surface (gnomes live deep underground), he witnesses a murder and the killer ends up with his stones. Detective Casey (Hall), who was working a sting operation with the murdered man (another detective) is blamed for botching the sting, and causing the death. Wanting to catch the killer to clear his name, he teams up with Gnorm, whom he accidentally discovers. He is going to need Samantha's (Christian) help, but she thinks he is a nut. See, no one else knows about Gnorm.

 

 

Warriors Of Virtue

August 7th, 2019

Join Brandon, Brian and Chris on an adventure to TAO in this weeks episode WARRIORS OF VIRTUE. A young boy is whisked away to the mythical land of Tao where he becomes the center of a conflict between an evil lord and a group of animal warriors. we talk about it all kangaroos, fever dreams and peer pressure! Join the boys as we discover this gem from the 90's. If you liked Ninja Turtles...You will hate this. 

The Shadow With Special Guest Dave Hammond

July 27th, 2019

Brian Chris and Dave try to explain 1994's The Shadow 

The Shadow is a 1994 American superhero film from Universal Pictures, produced by Martin Bregman, Willi Bear, and Michael Scott Bregman, directed by Russell Mulcahy, that stars Alec Baldwin. The film co-stars John Lone, Penelope Ann Miller, Ian McKellen, Jonathan Winters, Peter Boyle, and Tim Curry. It is based on the pulp fiction character of the same name created in 1931 by Walter B. Gibson.[2]

The film was released to theaters on July 1, 1994 and received generally mixed reviews. Critics found the villain, screenplay, and storyline lacking, but highly praised the film's direction, acting, special effects, visual style, action sequences, and its music score by Jerry Goldsmith.

Pet Shop With Special Guests Brandon Boring and Marrett Laney

July 19th, 2019

Brian, Chris, Brandon and Marrett sit down to discuss 1994's Pet Shop! An alien couple comes to Earth and open up a pet shop in an attempt to try and eat some of Earth's children for dinner. Heads up that is NOT the actual plot to this bonkers movie! follow us on facebook; facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast and send us your email suggestions and corrections to trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com

Suburban Commando With Special Guests Brandon Boring and Caleb Baker

July 6th, 2019

The trash is piling up this week with the next episode Suburban Commando starring Hulk Hogan! Shep Ramsey is an interstellar hero, righting wrongs, et cetera. His ship is damaged after a fight with an interstellar nasty, and he must hide out on Earth until it can recharge. He leaves his power suit at home, but still finds himself unable to allow wrongs to go unrighted, and so mixes it up with bad drivers, offensive paperboys, muggers and the like. Then the family, with which he's staying, finds his power suit, and the father tries it on.

Max Payne 2008 With Special Guest Brandon Boring

June 28th, 2019

Brian, Brandon and Chris talk about the Mila Kunis, Mark Whalberg vehicle from 2008 MAX PAYNE. based on the popular video game (barely) the boys rip this "film" apart...from demons and blue drugs that aren't Heisenberg related. After the murders of his family and his partner, maverick cop Max (Mark Wahlberg) becomes hell-bent on revenge. Teamed with beautiful and deadly Russian mobster Mona Sax (Mila Kunis), Max journeys into a dark underworld to find the truth, but forces -- both worldly and supernatural -- align against him, determined to silence Max forever.

Quest For Camelot with guest Paul Clark

June 11th, 2019

Brian, Chris and Paul explore the trash animation of Warner Brothers with "Quest For Camelot" This is an all star episode with Pierce Brosnan and Jane Seymour on the ticket. Wener Herzog stops by and Subway sandwiches flow like wine. Follow us on facebook and email us with your movie suggestions at trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com